ILLUMINATI: HOW IT STARTED
The Illuminati is a shadowy organization dedicated to the eradication of Christians and Christianity and the worship of Satan (who, it turns out, is a Space Alien). Most people who have heard of the Illuminati know that Adam Weishaupt founded the Order of the Illuminati in 1776. But much of the history of this fine evil conspiracy organization has been misunderstood and garbled. At the New World Order, we are dedicated to continuing the traditions of our member organizations, and as such, offer the real behind-the-scenes of the Illuminati.
As any good conspiracy theorist worth his salt can yell you, the Illuminati was organized in the 1760s by Adam Weishaupt. He formally formed the organization on May 1, 1776, which is the real reason communists celebrate May Day. It is also widely known that the Illuminati was founded as part of the Freemasons but later branched off. The Illuminati, financed by the Jewish Bankers (mostly the Rothschilds), have started, organized, and financed every war in history since the French Revolution. The purpose of the Illuminati, of course, is to destroy Christianity and unite the entire planet under the rule of an evil tyranny (ruled by the wealthiest people on the planet) dedicated to the worship of Satan.
The Illuminati was formed in 1776 by Adam Weishaupt, and it was formed by the Freemasons. In the late 1780s, however, the Illuminati was spun off in an attempt to lessen the debt burden of the Freemasons. The startup costs for this Satanic conspiracy were much higher than anticipated, leading to shareholder dissatisfaction. The Jewish Bankers bought half of the conspiracy’s stock, and by 1803 the conspiracy was a successful venture. The success of the French Revolution made the Illuminati the talk of the conspiracy industry, and it was in this atmosphere that several top executives of the Illuminati were able to leverage a surprise takeover, severing most ties with the Freemasons and relegating the Jewish Bankers to minority stockholder status. (Only the Rothschilds held any significant Illuminati stock.)