Dumb Laws for the home.
- You cannot use a dish towel to dry china in the state of Oregon or in Minneapolis. Letting china air-dry is the only allowable way.
- In Florida, you're in trouble if you shatter more than three dishes per day, or chip the edges of more than four cups and/or saucers. I can see it now, "What you in for? I dropped a dish."
- Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, doesn't care what you do with your rug outdoors. But in your home, it's a crime to sweep dirt under it. I wont tell if you wont.
- Donkeys may not sleep in bathtubs in Brooklyn, New York.
- Lawmakers in the state of Virginia and in Canton, Ohio, must not want their citizens to bathe: Indoor tubs are against the law.
- You can't sleep with your shoes on in North Dakota. I would love to have this on my criminal record.
- Don't tackle those home-improvement tasks on a Sunday, or you'll be afoul of the law: painting your house in Passaic, New Jersey; filling nail holes with putty in Schenectady, New York; mowing your lawn in Santa Fe, New Mexico; or disturbing the peace with a leaf blower in Hawaii. "Really!" filling nail holes with putty. Fine I'll do it Monday.
- You may not sleep on top of, a refrigerator in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.
- California requires "housewives" to boil their dust rags or risk jail time.
10. In Iowa, a man can bar his mother-in-law from his home without explanation.
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